The 500 Festival Parade:  
   
  Brad and Bill on ESPN Now that was one heck of a crash Indy's finest Tony Danza Danica Patrick  
             
   
  Cheech throws us the deuce Gomer Pyle and Carol Brady Winning driver Dan Wheldon Montel Williams The front row  
  The "Night Before the 500" Races:  
           
  Ready for the annual junk food extravaganza          
  Before the Race:  
   
  A.J. Foyt's new car Gasoline Alley Brad makes his move for a PAAYYPPUU On pit row Tires stacked up in the pits  
             
           
  OK Brad, I'll distract everybody, and you nab the trophy          
  The Race:  
         
  Here we are in the Paddock Penthouse The view from our seats        
  Celebs:  
   
  Johnny Rutherford (obviously excited to meet Brad) Russell Crowe Regina King Miss America Deborah Norville  
             
   
  Paul the Orange County Chopper dude Colin Powell Rich Little Wynonna Judd Carol Burnett  
  After the Race:  
   
  The "Wax Museum", Mari Hulman George Danica Patrick's car and there's Danica herself, inviting us up for a drink Brad ponders the nutritional content of turkey legs Well, that's one way to wait for the traffic to die down