The 500 Festival Parade:
	Brad and Bill on ESPN	Now that was one heck of a crash	Indy's finest	Tony Danza	Danica Patrick
	Cheech throws us the deuce	Gomer Pyle and Carol Brady	Winning driver Dan Wheldon	Montel Williams	The front row
	The "Night Before the 500" Races:
	Ready for the annual junk food extravaganza
	Before the Race:
	A.J. Foyt's new car	Gasoline Alley	Brad makes his move for a PAAYYPPUU	On pit row	Tires stacked up in the pits
	OK Brad, I'll distract everybody, and you nab the trophy
	The Race:
	Here we are in the Paddock Penthouse	The view from our seats
	Celebs:
	Johnny Rutherford (obviously excited to meet Brad)	Russell Crowe	Regina King	Miss America	Deborah Norville
	Paul the Orange County Chopper dude	Colin Powell	Rich Little	Wynonna Judd	Carol Burnett
	After the Race:
	The "Wax Museum", Mari Hulman George	Danica Patrick's car	and there's Danica herself, inviting us up for a drink	Brad ponders the nutritional content of turkey legs	Well, that's one way to wait for the traffic to die down