An ominous welcome	Well, maybe it is safer to jump out than try to land in this thing	Out of the plane	Freefalling at 135MPH	Uh...I probably should have asked before...you do know how to land this thing, right?
	Pulling the ripcord	Hey - easy on the old man there!	Landing	Coming in for a landing	We made it!
	See kids, I didn't need that life insurance after all